Translated Labs

You said:

My stupid bow-tie drowned a goldfish yesterday. That poor goldfish, just sitting in a bowl, then BAM! 5 seconds later,he floats up dead.

into Japanese

私の愚かな蝶ネクタイは昨日、金魚を溺死させた。その貧しい金魚、ちょうどボウルに座って、次にBAM! 5秒後に、彼は死んで浮き上がる。