YOU SAID:
My stomach thinks my throats been slit
INTO JAPANESE
私の胃は私ののどが切り裂かれたと思います
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I think my stomach has torn my throat
INTO JAPANESE
私は私の胃が私ののどを引き裂いたと思います
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I think my stomach has torn my throat
That didn't even make that much sense in English.