YOU SAID:
My stomach hurts and my stupid english professor gave me a zero for today all because I was five minuets late.
INTO JAPANESE
お腹が痛くて、バカな英語の教授は、5分遅刻したから今日は全部ゼロ点を言いました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I had a stomach ache and my stupid English professor gave me zero marks for everything today because I was 5 minutes late.
INTO JAPANESE
お腹が痛くて、5分遅刻したせいで、バカな英語の先生に今日はすべて0点を付けられました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My stupid English teacher gave me all zeros today because I had a stomach ache and was five minutes late.
INTO JAPANESE
今日は、腹痛で5分遅刻したので、愚かな英語の先生に0点を付けられました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Today, my stupid English teacher gave me a zero because I was 5 minutes late because I had a stomach ache.
INTO JAPANESE
今日、お腹が痛くて5分遅刻したので、バカな英語の先生にゼロ点を付けられました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Today, my stupid English teacher gave me a zero because I was 5 minutes late because I had a stomach ache.
Come on, you can do better than that.