YOU SAID:
My stomach hurts and I'm about to die.
INTO JAPANESE
胃が痛いし、死にそうです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My stomach hurts and I am dying.
INTO JAPANESE
私の胃は痛いし、私は死にかけている。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My stomach hurts and I am dying.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.