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my stomach feels as though i am about to projectile diarrhoea everywhere and sometimes the cat on the roof in the house that is near me says hello to the dog that lives a half a millennium in the future

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私の胃はどこにでも投射性下痢をしようとしているように感じ、時には私の近くの家の屋根の上の猫は、将来半世紀生きる犬に挨拶します

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My stomach feels like trying to have projectile diarrhea everywhere, sometimes a cat on the roof of my nearby house greets a dog that will live half a century in the future

INTO JAPANESE

私の胃はどこにでも投射性下痢をしようとしているように感じます。時には、近くの家の屋根の上にいる猫が、将来半世紀生きる犬を迎えます

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I feel like my stomach is trying to have diarrhea everywhere. Sometimes a cat on the roof of a nearby house welcomes a dog that will live half a century in the future

INTO JAPANESE

私の胃はどこでも下痢をしようとしているように感じます。時々、近くの家の屋根の上にいる猫が、将来半世紀生きる犬を歓迎します

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My stomach feels like trying to have diarrhea everywhere. Sometimes a cat on the roof of a nearby house welcomes a dog that will live half a century in the future

INTO JAPANESE

私の胃はどこでも下痢をしようとしているように感じます。時々、近くの家の屋根の上にいる猫が、将来半世紀生きる犬を歓迎します

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My stomach feels like trying to have diarrhea everywhere. Sometimes a cat on the roof of a nearby house welcomes a dog that will live half a century in the future