YOU SAID:

My spoon just exploded in the microwave! My house is on fire! HELP! CALL 911! GET A FIRETRUCK! GET AN AMBULANCE! OH GOD MY CAT'S ON FIRE!

INTO JAPANESE

私のスプーンはちょうど電子レンジで爆発しました！私の家は燃えています！助けて！ 911を呼んでください！先入観を得る！爆弾をゲット！ OH GOD私の猫が火事だ！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My spoon just exploded in the microwave! My house is on fire! help me! Please call 911! Get a Preconception! Get a bomb! OH GOD My cat is a fire!

INTO JAPANESE

私のスプーンはちょうど電子レンジで爆発しました！私の家は燃えています！助けて！ 911に電話してください。先入観を得る！爆弾をゲット！ OH GOD私の猫は火だ！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My spoon just exploded in the microwave! My house is on fire! help me! Please call 911 Get a Preconception! Get a bomb! OH GOD My cat is a fire!

INTO JAPANESE

私のスプーンはちょうど電子レンジで爆発しました！私の家は燃えています！助けて！先入観を受けてください911にお電話ください。爆弾をゲット！ OH GOD私の猫は火だ！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My spoon just exploded in the microwave! My house is on fire! help me! Get a Preconception Call 911 Get a bomb! OH GOD My cat is a fire!

INTO JAPANESE

私のスプーンはちょうど電子レンジで爆発しました！私の家は燃えています！助けて！先入観を受ける911爆弾をゲット！ OH GOD私の猫は火だ！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My spoon just exploded in the microwave! My house is on fire! help me! Get a 911 bomb to receive a preconception! OH GOD My cat is a fire!

INTO JAPANESE

私のスプーンはちょうど電子レンジで爆発しました！私の家は燃えています！助けて！先入観を受けるために911爆弾をゲット！ OH GOD私の猫は火だ！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My spoon just exploded in the microwave! My house is on fire! help me! Get a 911 bomb to get a preconception! OH GOD My cat is a fire!

INTO JAPANESE

私のスプーンはちょうど電子レンジで爆発しました！私の家は燃えています！助けて！先入観を得るために911爆弾を入手！ OH GOD私の猫は火だ！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My spoon just exploded in the microwave! My house is on fire! help me! Get a 911 bomb to get a preconception! OH GOD My cat is a fire!