YOU SAID:
My sister tried to choke me to death once it was not fun
INTO JAPANESE
妹は面白くないと私を窒息死させようとした
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My sister tried to smother me for not being funny
INTO JAPANESE
妹は面白くないという理由で私を窒息させようとした
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My sister tried to choke me for not being funny
INTO JAPANESE
妹は面白くないと言って私の首を絞めようとした
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My sister said it wasn't funny and tried to strangle me.
INTO JAPANESE
妹は面白くないと言って私の首を絞めようとしました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My sister said it wasn't funny and tried to strangle me.
That's deep, man.