YOU SAID:
my shoes fell down the drain and now i have spaghetti on my head
INTO JAPANESE
私の靴は、排水溝に落ちた、今私は私の頭にスパゲッティを持って
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My shoes fell into the ditch, now I have spaghetti on my head
INTO JAPANESE
今私の頭にスパゲッティを持っている私の靴が、溝に落ちた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I now have spaghetti on the head of my shoes fell into the Groove
INTO JAPANESE
私は今私の靴に落ちた溝の頭にスパゲッティがあります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have a spaghetti in the Groove now fell into the shoes of my head.
INTO JAPANESE
今私の頭の靴に落ちた溝にスパゲッティがあります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
In the Groove now fell into the shoes of the head of my spaghetti.
INTO JAPANESE
溝に今私のスパゲッティの頭の靴に落ちた。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
In the Groove now fell into the shoes of the head of my spaghetti.
You should move to Japan!