YOU SAID:
My shlong is humongous and it has spikes at the tip.
INTO JAPANESE
私のシュロンは巨大で、先端にスパイクがあります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My schlong is huge and has a spike at the end.
INTO JAPANESE
私のペニスは大きくて、先端にスパイクがあります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My penis is large and has a spike at the tip.
INTO JAPANESE
私のペニスは大きくて、先端にトゲがあります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My penis is large and has a spike at the tip.
You've done this before, haven't you.