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My sea monkeys are seaweed and taste like dirt. Like cows and mice are disgusting. Does this make sense? It probably doesn't but who cares are you brazil nut I am. What am I saying?
INTO JAPANESE
私の海猿は海藻で、汚れのような味がします。牛やネズミみたいに気持ち悪い。これは意味があるのか?おそらく気にしないだろうが、お前が誰であるかは気にしないだろう。私は何を言っていますか?
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My sea monkey is seaweed and tastes like dirt. I feel like a cow or a rat. Does this make sense? You probably don't care, but you don't care who you are. What am I saying?
INTO JAPANESE
私の海猿は海藻で、汚れのような味がします。私は牛かネズミのように感じる。これは意味があるのか?君は気にしないだろうが自分が誰であるかは気にしない私は何を言っていますか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My sea monkey is seaweed and tastes like dirt. I feel like a cow or a rat. Does this make sense? You don't care, but you don't care who you are. What am I saying?
INTO JAPANESE
私の海猿は海藻で、汚れのような味がします。私は牛かネズミのように感じる。これは意味があるのか?君は気にしないだが君は気にしない私は何を言っていますか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My sea monkey is seaweed and tastes like dirt. I feel like a cow or a rat. Does this make sense? You don't care, but you don't care. What am I saying?
INTO JAPANESE
私の海猿は海藻で、汚れのような味がします。私は牛かネズミのように感じる。これは意味があるのか?あなたは気にしないでも気にしない私は何を言っていますか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My sea monkey is seaweed and tastes like dirt. I feel like a cow or a rat. Does this make sense? You don't care, you don't care. What am I saying?
INTO JAPANESE
私の海猿は海藻で、汚れのような味がします。私は牛かネズミのように感じる。これは意味があるのか?気にしないで気にしないで私は何を言っていますか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My sea monkey is seaweed and tastes like dirt. I feel like a cow or a rat. Does this make sense? Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. What am I saying?
INTO JAPANESE
私の海猿は海藻で、汚れのような味がします。私は牛かネズミのように感じる。これは意味があるのか?心配しないで心配しないで私は何を言っていますか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My sea monkey is seaweed and tastes like dirt. I feel like a cow or a rat. Does this make sense? Don't worry. Don't worry. What am I saying?
INTO JAPANESE
私の海猿は海藻で、汚れのような味がします。私は牛かネズミのように感じる。これは意味があるのか?心配しないで心配しないで私は何を言っていますか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My sea monkey is seaweed and tastes like dirt. I feel like a cow or a rat. Does this make sense? Don't worry. Don't worry. What am I saying?
You should move to Japan!