YOU SAID:
my sandwiches are stale with all the promises you made
INTO JAPANESE
私のサンドイッチは、あなたがしたすべての約束で古くなっています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My sandwich is out of date with all the promises you made
INTO JAPANESE
私のサンドイッチはあなたがしたすべての約束と時代遅れです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My sandwich is all the promises you made and out of date
INTO JAPANESE
私のサンドイッチはあなたがした約束と時代遅れの約束です
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My sandwich is a promise you made and an outdated promise
INTO JAPANESE
私のサンドイッチはあなたが作った約束と時代遅れの約束です
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My sandwich is a promise you made and an outdated promise
That didn't even make that much sense in English.