YOU SAID:
my pots are boiling but man are these cats soft
INTO JAPANESE
私の鍋は沸騰しているが、人間はこれらの猫は柔らかい
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My pot is boiling, but humans are soft for these cats.
INTO JAPANESE
私の鍋は沸騰していますが、人間はこれらの猫のために柔らかいです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My pot is boiling, but humans are soft for these cats.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.