YOU SAID:

my pots are boiling but man are these cats soft

INTO JAPANESE

私の鍋は沸騰しているが、人間はこれらの猫は柔らかい

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My pot is boiling, but humans are soft for these cats.

INTO JAPANESE

私の鍋は沸騰していますが、人間はこれらの猫のために柔らかいです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My pot is boiling, but humans are soft for these cats.