YOU SAID:
My potato drink cheese and eat apple juice while playing obols on their slob you boards and playing mario on a thing while doing Pokemon go
INTO JAPANESE
私のジャガイモはチーズを飲んで、リンゴジュースを食べる。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My potatoes drink cheese and eat apple juice.
INTO JAPANESE
私のジャガイモはチーズを飲み、リンゴジュースを食べる。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My potatoes drink cheese and eat apple juice.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.