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My potato ate my sandwich and i ate my potato which also ate me

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じゃがいもがサンドイッチを食べて、じゃがいもを食べて、じゃがいもも私を食べた

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Potatoes ate sandwiches, potatoes ate, potatoes ate me too

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じゃがいもはサンドイッチを食べた、じゃがいもは食べた、じゃがいもは私も食べた

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Potatoes ate sandwiches Potatoes ate Potatoes I ate too

INTO JAPANESE

じゃがいもはサンドイッチを食べた じゃがいもは食べた じゃがいもは私も食べた

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Potatoes ate sandwiches Potatoes ate Potatoes I ate too