YOU SAID:
my popes anuses are my father's
INTO JAPANESE
私の教皇の肛門は私の父のものです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My pope's anus belongs to my father
INTO JAPANESE
私の教皇の肛門は私の父のものです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My pope's anus belongs to my father
That didn't even make that much sense in English.