YOU SAID:
My poo is stupid so I ate it
INTO JAPANESE
私のうんちは愚かなので、私はそれを食べた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I ate it because my poo is stupid
INTO JAPANESE
私は私のうんちが愚かであるので、私はそれを食べた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I ate it because my poo is stupid
Well done, yes, well done!