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My pizza is steaming and burning hot so thankfully my brain told me to eat it and burn my toungue
INTO JAPANESE
私のピザは蒸し暑いので、ありがたいことに私の脳はそれを食べて舌を燃やすように言った
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My pizza is sultry so thankfully my brain told me to eat it and burn my tongue
INTO JAPANESE
ピザは蒸し暑いので、ありがたいことに私の脳はそれを食べて舌を焼くように言った
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The pizza is sultry, so thankfully my brain told me to eat it and burn my tongue
INTO JAPANESE
ピザは蒸し暑いので、ありがたいことに私の脳はそれを食べて舌を焼くように言った
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The pizza is sultry, so thankfully my brain told me to eat it and burn my tongue
That didn't even make that much sense in English.