YOU SAID:
My phone was down to 5%, so I microwaved a cookie for lunch.
INTO JAPANESE
自分の携帯電話はとてもランチ クッキーを電子レンジ 5% ダウン。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My phone is very lunch cookies microwave down 5%.
INTO JAPANESE
自分の携帯電話は非常にランチ クッキー マイクロ波 5% ダウン。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My phone is very lunch cookies microwave down 5%.
That's deep, man.