YOU SAID:
my phone is going to die its night and a carrot is talking to me.
INTO JAPANESE
私の電話はその夜死ぬつもりで、ニンジンが私に話しかけています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My phone was going to die that night, carrots talking to me.
INTO JAPANESE
私の電話はその夜、ニンジンが私に話しかけて死ぬところだった.
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My phone nearly died that night with carrots talking to me.
INTO JAPANESE
その夜、ニンジンが私に話しかけて、私の電話はほとんど死にました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Carrots talked to me that night and my phone nearly died.
INTO JAPANESE
その夜、ニンジンが私に話しかけてきて、私の電話はほとんど死にかけました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Carrots talked to me that night and my phone almost died.
INTO JAPANESE
その夜、ニンジンが私に話しかけてきて、私の電話はほとんど死にかけました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Carrots talked to me that night and my phone almost died.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.