YOU SAID:
my phone is dumber than a box of rocks
INTO JAPANESE
私の携帯は岩の箱よりも暗い
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My phone is darker than a rock box
INTO JAPANESE
私の携帯電話はロックボックスよりも暗いです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My phone is darker than the lockbox
INTO JAPANESE
携帯電話がロックボックスよりも暗い
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The phone is darker than the lockbox
INTO JAPANESE
電話はロックボックスより暗い
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Phone is darker than lockbox
INTO JAPANESE
電話はロックボックスより暗い
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Phone is darker than lockbox
Come on, you can do better than that.