YOU SAID:
My phone is a brick, I can't call you
INTO JAPANESE
自分の携帯電話はレンガ、あなたを呼び出すことはできません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My phone cannot brick your call.
INTO JAPANESE
私の電話は、あなたの呼び出しをレンガできません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My phone cannot brick your call.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.