YOU SAID:
My phone fell into the toilet of dispair
INTO JAPANESE
携帯電話が絶望のトイレに落ちた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My cell phone fell into the toilet of despair.
INTO JAPANESE
携帯電話は絶望のトイレに落ちた。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The phone fell into the toilet of despair.
INTO JAPANESE
電話は絶望のトイレに落ちた。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The phone fell into the toilet of despair.
You've done this before, haven't you.