YOU SAID:
my pet bird took a dump on my back
INTO JAPANESE
私のペットの鳥は私の背中にダンプを取りました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My pet bird took a dump on my back
INTO JAPANESE
私のペットの鳥は私の背中にダンプを取りました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My pet bird took a dump on my back
You should move to Japan!