YOU SAID:
My performance at work cannot be compared with my performance at home. Don't get me started about my performance in bed.
INTO JAPANESE
仕事でのパフォーマンスと家庭でのパフォーマンスを比較することはできません。ベッドでの私のパフォーマンスについて話し始めないでください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You cannot compare your performance at work with your performance at home. Don't start talking about my performance in bed.
INTO JAPANESE
仕事でのパフォーマンスと家庭でのパフォーマンスを比較することはできません。ベッドで私のパフォーマンスについて話し始めないでください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You cannot compare your performance at work with your performance at home. Don't start talking about my performance in bed.
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