YOU SAID:
my penguin beat up a seagull and then committed car theft
INTO JAPANESE
私のペンギンはカモメを殴り、それから車の盗難を犯しました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My penguins hit a seagull and then stole a car
INTO JAPANESE
私のペンギンはカモメにぶつかって車を盗んだ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My penguins hit a seagull and stole a car
INTO JAPANESE
私のペンギンはカモメにぶつかって車を盗んだ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My penguins hit a seagull and stole a car
That didn't even make that much sense in English.