YOU SAID:
My papa is a clown and whenever he comes home he beats me with his big goofy clown shoe.
INTO JAPANESE
私のパパはピエロです、そして彼が家に帰るときはいつでも彼は彼の大きな間抜けなピエロの靴で私を殴ります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My dad is a clown, and whenever he goes home he hits me with his big goofy clown shoes.
INTO JAPANESE
私の父はピエロです、そして彼が家に帰るときはいつでも彼は彼の大きな間抜けなピエロの靴で私を殴ります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My dad is a clown, and whenever he goes home he hits me with his big goofy clown shoes.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.