YOU SAID:
my pants seem to be burning
INTO JAPANESE
私のズボンは燃焼するよう
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Like a burning in my pants
INTO JAPANESE
私のズボンで燃えるような
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Burning in my pants
INTO JAPANESE
私のズボンで燃えてください。
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Please burn in my pants.
INTO JAPANESE
ください私のズボンで焼きます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Please burn in my pants.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.