YOU SAID:

my pants is a brown mess, therefore my future is a ton of bricks upon myself.

INTO JAPANESE

私のズボンしたがって、私の将来は自分の際にレンガのトンで、茶色の混乱です。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Follow my pants, my future with a ton of bricks at the time of his own, is a mess of brown.

INTO JAPANESE

私のズボンに従って、自分の時のレンガのトンと私の未来は、茶色の混乱です。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

According to my pants, tons and my future of bricks at the time of their own it is a mess of brown.

INTO JAPANESE

私のズボン、トン、自分の時のレンガの私の将来によれば、茶色の混乱です。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My pants, tons, according to my future of bricks at the time of his own, is a mess of brown.

INTO JAPANESE

私のズボン、トンは、自分の時のレンガの私の将来によると、茶色の混乱です。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My pants, tons, according to my future of bricks at the time of his own, is a mess of brown.