YOU SAID:
my pants have a problem with clowns
INTO JAPANESE
私のズボンのピエロに問題があります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Clown in my pants has a problem.
INTO JAPANESE
私のズボンの男に問題があります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
A man in my pants has a problem.
INTO JAPANESE
私のズボンの男に問題があります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
A man in my pants has a problem.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.