YOU SAID:
My pants are wet enough to drown a horse
INTO JAPANESE
私のズボンは馬を溺死させるほど濡れている
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My pants are so wet that I drown horses
INTO JAPANESE
私のズボンはとても濡れているので、私は馬に溺れてしまった
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My pants are so wet that I have drowned in a horse
INTO JAPANESE
私のズボンはとても濡れているので、私は馬に溺れてしまった
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My pants are so wet that I have drowned in a horse
You should move to Japan!