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My pants are sweating, my brain is numb, and my backscratcher can't count to ten to save his life.
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私のズボンが発汗、私の脳は麻痺し、私の孫の手に彼の人生を保存する 10 まで数えることはできません。
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Sweating my pants, my brain is numb and can't count to 10 for my grandson's hand to save his life.
INTO JAPANESE
私のズボンを発汗、私の脳は麻痺で、私の孫の手彼の命を救うために 10 まで数えることはできません。
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Sweating my pants, my brain is numb and my grandchild can't count to 10 in order to save his life.
INTO JAPANESE
私のズボンの発汗、私の脳は麻痺と私の孫は、彼の人生を保存するために 10 を数えることができません。
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Not counting the 10 sweating in my pants, and my brain is numb and my grandchildren to preserve his life.
INTO JAPANESE
麻痺は私のズボンの私の脳の発汗 10 を数えていないと彼の人生を維持するために私の孫。
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To maintain his life not counting in my pants my brain sweat 10 is numb and my grandson.
INTO JAPANESE
私の脳汗 10 は無感覚私のズボンの私の孫を数えていない彼の人生を維持します。
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My brain sweat 10 maintains not counting numb my pants my son his life.
INTO JAPANESE
私の脳の汗 10 維持私のズボンは麻痺しないカウント私の息子彼の人生。
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My brain sweat 10 paralysis doesn't keep my pants count my son his life.
INTO JAPANESE
私脳汗 10 麻痺しない私の息子私のパンツの数を保つ彼の人生。
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My brain sweat 10 of his to keep the number of pants do not paralyze my son my life.
INTO JAPANESE
パンツの数を保つために彼の脳汗 10 は、私の人生では、私の息子を麻痺しません。
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Number of shorts to keep his brain sweat 10 does not numb to my son in my life.
INTO JAPANESE
彼の脳の汗 10 を維持してショーツの数は私の人生で私の息子に麻痺していません。
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To keep his brain sweat 10, not paralyzed, my son in my life a number of shorts.
INTO JAPANESE
保つために彼の脳はショート パンツの数 10、麻痺していない私の人生で私の息子を汗します。
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To keep his brain sweat my son in my life 10 shorts, I have not paralyzing.
INTO JAPANESE
私の生命 10 ショーツで彼の脳汗私の息子を維持するには、私はない麻痺があります。
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To maintain his brain sweat my son in my life 10 shorts, I have no paralysis.
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私の生命 10 ショーツで私の息子を彼の脳の汗を維持するには、私は麻痺があるありません。
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To my son to keep his brain sweat in my life 10 shorts I have paralysis does not.
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私の人生で彼の脳汗を保つために私の息子に私は麻痺がある 10 のショーツはありません。
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To keep his brain sweat in my life to my son was paralyzed 10 shorts I.
INTO JAPANESE
彼の脳を保つために私の息子に私の人生で汗は麻痺 10 ショーツ私。
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To keep his brain paralyzed sweat in my life to my son 10 shorts I.
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維持するには、彼の脳が麻痺して汗をかく私の息子 10 ショーツを私の人生で私。
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To maintain my sweat, his brain paralyzed son 10 shorts that I in my life.
INTO JAPANESE
私の汗を維持するために脳麻痺の息子の 10 は、私の人生で私がショートします。
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To keep the sweat of my son's cerebral palsy 10 short I in my life.
INTO JAPANESE
私の息子の脳性麻痺の汗を私の人生の中で短くすること。
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To shorten my sweat of cerebral palsy in my son in my life.
INTO JAPANESE
私の人生で私の息子の脳性麻痺の汗を短くする。
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Shorten my sweat of my son's cerebral palsy in my life.
INTO JAPANESE
私の人生で私の息子の脳性麻痺の私の汗を短くしてください。
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Please shorten my sweat of my son's cerebral palsy in my life.
INTO JAPANESE
私の人生で私の息子の脳性麻痺の私の汗を短くしてください。
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