YOU SAID:
My pants are on fire, and I kind of like it.
INTO JAPANESE
私のズボンは、火のようなものです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
In my pants is like a fire.
INTO JAPANESE
私のズボンの火のようです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It is like a fire in my pants.
INTO JAPANESE
それは私のズボンに火のようです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It is like the fire in my pants.
INTO JAPANESE
それは私のズボンで火のようです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It is like the fire in my pants.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.