YOU SAID:
My pants are on backwards
INTO JAPANESE
私のズボンは後ろ向きです
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My pants are facing backwards
INTO JAPANESE
ズボンが後ろ向き
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Pants facing backwards
INTO JAPANESE
後ろ向きパンツ
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Rear facing pants
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後ろ向きパンツ
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Rear facing pants
Come on, you can do better than that.