YOU SAID:
my pants are blue and my pet unicorn is eating my cousin mabel
INTO JAPANESE
私のズボンは青で、私のペットのユニコーンは私のいとこのmabelを食べています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My pants are blue, my pet's unicorn is eating my cousin mabel
INTO JAPANESE
私のズボンは青いです、私のペットのユニコーンは私のいとこのmabelを食べています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My pants are blue, my pet's unicorn is eating my cousin mabel
That's deep, man.