YOU SAID:
my pants are backwards and the orange is white
INTO JAPANESE
私のズボンが後方、オレンジ色が白
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My pants are back, white with orange
INTO JAPANESE
私のズボンに戻って、オレンジと白
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Back in my pants and orange and white
INTO JAPANESE
私のズボンとオレンジと白に戻る
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Back in my pants and orange and white
You've done this before, haven't you.