YOU SAID:

my pants are a brown mess, therefore my future is a ton of bricks upon myself.

INTO JAPANESE

私のズボンは、したがって、私の将来は自分の際にレンガのトンで、茶色の混乱です。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My pants are, therefore, with a ton of bricks at the time of their own is my future, it is a mess of brown.

INTO JAPANESE

私のズボンは、自分の時にレンガのトンで、そのため、あるそれは茶色の混乱で、私の未来です。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My pants, with a ton of bricks at the time of his own, for that, there it is in a mess of brown, it is my future.

INTO JAPANESE

私のパンツは、自分の時のレンガのトンで、そのために、そこにそれは茶色の混乱であり、それは私の未来です。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My pants, with a ton of bricks at the time of their own, for that, there it is a mess of brown, it's my future.

INTO JAPANESE

私のズボンは、自分の時のレンガのトンで、そのために、そこにそれは私の未来だ、茶色の混乱です。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My pants, with a ton of bricks at the time of their own, for that, there it is my future, is a mess of brown.

INTO JAPANESE

私のズボン、自分の時のレンガのトンで、そのために、そこにそれは私の未来である、茶色の混乱です。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My pants, with a ton of bricks at the time of their own, for that, there it is my future, is a mess of brown.