YOU SAID:
My nose hurts and I like lettuce and my non-existent dog is named Larry.
INTO JAPANESE
鼻が痛くてレタスが好きで、存在しない犬はラリーという名前です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
A dog that has a sore nose and likes lettuce and doesn't exist is named Larry.
INTO JAPANESE
鼻が痛くてレタスが好きで存在しない犬をラリーと名付けました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I named the non-existent dog Larry because he has a sore nose and likes lettuce.
INTO JAPANESE
鼻が痛くてレタスが好きなので、存在しない犬をラリーと名付けました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have a sore nose and I like lettuce, so I named the non-existent dog Larry.
INTO JAPANESE
鼻が痛くてレタスが好きなので、存在しない犬をラリーと名付けました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have a sore nose and I like lettuce, so I named the non-existent dog Larry.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.