YOU SAID:
my neck is cracka lackin and I probably need to see some weird doctors like now
INTO JAPANESE
私の首はクラッカーの欠如であり、私はおそらく今のような何人かの奇妙な医者に会う必要があります
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My neck is a lack of crackers and I probably need to meet some strange doctors like now
INTO JAPANESE
私の首はクラッカーの欠如であり、私はおそらく今のような何人かの奇妙な医者に会う必要があります
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My neck is a lack of crackers and I probably need to meet some strange doctors like now
That didn't even make that much sense in English.