YOU SAID:
my name is yulka and i really like tiny things and guess what, i love my nutter and my nutter loves me back because i'm her butter.
INTO JAPANESE
私の名前はyulkaです。私は本当に小さなものが好きで、なにかを推測しています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My name is yulka. I really like small things and guess something.
INTO JAPANESE
私の名前はyulkaです。私は小さなものが本当に好きで、何かを推測します。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My name is yulka. I really like small things and guess something.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.