YOU SAID:
My name is Taylor and I have a dog who pees blood on the floor every two minutes and coughs like he has the plague.
INTO JAPANESE
私の名前はテイラーです。2分ごとに床で血を吐き、ペストのように咳をする犬がいます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My name is Taylor. Some dogs vomit blood on the floor every two minutes and cough like plague.
INTO JAPANESE
私の名前はテイラーです。一部の犬は2分ごとに床に血を吐き、ペストのように咳をします。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My name is Taylor. Some dogs spit blood on the floor every two minutes and cough like plague.
INTO JAPANESE
私の名前はテイラーです。一部の犬は2分ごとに床に血を吐き、ペストのように咳をします。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My name is Taylor. Some dogs spit blood on the floor every two minutes and cough like plague.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.