YOU SAID:
my name is salmon and i eat cardboard
INTO JAPANESE
私の名前はサーモンで、段ボールを食べます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My name is salmon and I eat cardboard
INTO JAPANESE
私の名前はサーモンで、段ボールを食べます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My name is salmon and I eat cardboard
That didn't even make that much sense in English.