YOU SAID:
my name is not jeff but i like eggs and bacon so i must be really drunk right now help me
INTO JAPANESE
私の名前はジェフではありませんが、卵とベーコンが好きです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My name is not Jeff, but I like eggs and bacon.
INTO JAPANESE
私の名前はジェフではありませんが、私は卵とベーコンが好きです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My name is not Jeff, but I like eggs and bacon.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.