YOU SAID:
my name is mr potato I have a friend in the ground, mr worm
INTO JAPANESE
私の名前はジャガイモです。私は地面に友達がいます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My name is potatoes. I have friends on the ground.
INTO JAPANESE
私の名前はジャガイモです。私は地面に友達がいる。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My name is potatoes. I have friends on the ground.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.