YOU SAID:

my name is mommy zhou and i am a dad. my third born was a dog so i ate him, eventually leading to me being arrested for getting in.

INTO JAPANESE

私の名前はmommy zhouであり、私はお父さんです。私の3番目の生まれの犬は私が彼を食べたので、最終的に私が逮捕されるようになった。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My name is mommy zhou, I am a father. As my third born dog I ate him, eventually I was arrested.

INTO JAPANESE

私の名前はmommy zhouです、私は父です。私の生まれた3番目の犬が私を食べたので、結局私は逮捕されました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My name is mommy zhou, I am my father. My third born dog eats me, so I was arrested after all.

INTO JAPANESE

私の名前はmommy zhou、私は私の父です。私の三番目の犬は私を食べるので、結局逮捕されました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My name is mommy zhou, I am my father. My third dog eats me, so I was arrested after all.

INTO JAPANESE

私の名前はmommy zhou、私は私の父です。私の3番目の犬は私を食べるので、私は結局逮捕された。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My name is mommy zhou, I am my father. My third dog eats me, so I was arrested after all.