YOU SAID:
my name is milk when my father smokes cigarretes
INTO JAPANESE
父がタバコを吸うときの私の名前はミルクです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My name when my dad smokes is milk
INTO JAPANESE
お父さんが吸うときの私の名前はミルクです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My name when dad sucks is milk
INTO JAPANESE
お父さんが吸うときの私の名前はミルクです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My name when dad sucks is milk
That didn't even make that much sense in English.