YOU SAID:
my name is kirk slap spock 1000 times
INTO JAPANESE
私の名前はカークスラップスポック1000回です
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My name is Kirks Slap Spock 1000 times
INTO JAPANESE
私の名前はカークススラップスポック1000回です
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My name is Kirks Slap Spock 1000 times
That didn't even make that much sense in English.