YOU SAID:
my name is kale and i drink toilet water
INTO JAPANESE
私の名前はケールと私はトイレの水を飲む
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My name is Kale and I drink toilet water
INTO JAPANESE
私の名前はケールで、トイレの水を飲む
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My name is Kale and I drink toilet water
You should move to Japan!