YOU SAID:
My name is Joe and I have toe fungus.
INTO JAPANESE
私の名前はジョーと私はつま先の真菌があります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My name is Joe and I have a fungus on the toes.
INTO JAPANESE
私の名前はジョーです、そして私はつま先に真菌があります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My name is Joe, and I have fungi on the toes.
INTO JAPANESE
私の名前はジョーです、そして私はつま先に菌類があります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My name is Joe, and I have fungi on my toes.
INTO JAPANESE
私の名前はジョーです、そして私は私のつま先に菌類があります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My name is Joe, and I have fungi on my toes.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.