YOU SAID:
my name is jack and i like asscrack
INTO JAPANESE
私の名前はジャックと asscrack が好き
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My name is Jack and asscrack likes
INTO JAPANESE
私の名前はジャックと asscrack が好きです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My name is like Jack and asscrack.
INTO JAPANESE
私の名前は、ジャックと asscrack のようです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My name is like Jack and asscrack.
You've done this before, haven't you.