YOU SAID:
My name is I pooped myself
INTO JAPANESE
私の名前は私がうんちをしたことです
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my name is i pooped
INTO JAPANESE
私の名前はうんちです
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my name is poop
INTO JAPANESE
私の名前はうんこです
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my name is poop
That's deep, man.